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About sexual humor

Sexual life and sexual organs are constantly objects for wit and humorous approches in the western cultures, and probably in most other cultures. The reason for this are of various kind:

Sometimes sexual organs attain shapes and appaances that are directly comical, just as any other object or happening. Such a comical situation would be for example if a man accidently gets his cock out of the vagina of his partner, gets an orgasm and gets the semen splashed on his fase and eyes.

Sometimes sexual practices also go into the comical, especially when exagerated or fail in some ways or goes into a disgusting degree, just like other types of practices.

Those kinds of sexual humor do not actually distinguish itself from other kind of humor.

However, often sexual humor is the result of psychological mechanisms that originate from attitudes, often ambigous attitudes, against sexual life in our culture.

One kind of humor originates whan you talk about some other things than sexual ones, but use words or names with ambiguous meaning, so that peoples thoughts are directed against sexual matters, for example words like pole, poke, stick, cleft, slit, cock, Willy, Dick. Also talking about smell of fish or shrimps easily make the thought wander in a sexual direction and easily be huorous.

Sexual practice is still regarded as taboo in many ways in our society. Sometimes sex are joked about or made comic to make it more axeptable. It is as in one says to oneself and to other persons: This is not sex and sexual feelings, but joke and comic, and thus transform the sex into something more acceptable.

If one wants to suggest or have to admit doing sume highly taboo-ridden sexual action, for example anal intercource, one will often mension it in a jokingly way to make it more accepted.

The attitude against jokes about sexual abuse, sexualized violence and violence aginst genitals or intimate body parts is highly ambivalent in the vestern societies. Such kind of humor should be regarded as inappropriate in either case, but is unfortunately not. Wether such humor is axepted or not, seems to depend on what person the abuse is directed against.

To make jokes about abuse or violence against grown up men and also male teens seems to be fully accepted, in either case if the violent person is of the same or younger than the offer, both in the popular culture and in official media. Numerous are those sketches or scenes where a man gets kicked or hit in his sexual organ, either as an axident or as a result of a directed action.

Joking about abuse or rape of women is highly inappropriate in official mass media, but can be found in the popular culture.

Joking about abuse of children or violence against children is strictly taboo and even punishable officially, but still exist in closed situations in the popular culture. Most of these jokes handles about an authority person, like a clergy or police or techer, being abusive or violent towards a child or teen.

Some witty lines

All right -- we'll use a water solution, Tom acquiesced.
Abundance: Big party held in a bakery.
Bashir: Aaaaaghhh! Aarrrrgggh! Aaaaaaaaahhh!
Be a corporate good citizen; hire the morally handicapped
Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
CAUTION: Armed, Dangerous, and off Medication
Chili waffles! Simply fine! - Crow sings
Clinton votors: just apologize and end the embarrasement
Cut life support to Wesley Crusher's quarters. -Picard
Click OK to continue
Don't ever have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get ho
Damn! HERE'S last month's phone bi %@&^(!$# NO CARRIER
Enquiring hentai wanna know
Evil seeks to maintain power by suppressing the truth. - Samuel Butler
First-stringer on the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team
French Army rifle for sale. Never shot. Dropped once.
FRANKIE SAYS : - "EXLAX"
Fats Domino: the round of music
Grandma always said: "Don't eat blue food"
Great bouncing icebergs! -Santa
Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid
GET OFF MY SHIP * Picard
Hugh Beaumont!?!
Hologram at your service, baby! - Thames
Hard drive makers LOVE windows!
He created OLD fossils! Yeah, riiiight
HHGTTG: On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you
Hello, i love you, now tell me your name.-Doors
I'm allergic to pain... it hurts
I followed the Dog till my shovel broke.
Hest er best - mening "a horse is the best" in the Norwegian language - a common view held by most norwegian he-men and she-women.
I luuuuuuve horse manure. (Elaine)
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe
I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it!

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If you want something badly, that is how you get it
Just remember, Sometimes the dragon wins
Jim, this man is a Klingon McCoy on Darvin
Joycelyn Elders: an unplanned and unwanted Surgeon General
Just between you and me, you can whisper in my ear
Klansperson, n. - A racist who is not sexist
Kids.......need I say more?
KID.ZIP.. Cute program...No on-line help!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill him!
Ken Breadner Wilfrid Laurier University, ##############
Looks like a whole buncha people jumped on that bus.
Maybe he knows the deeper secrets of their madness - Fox Mulder
My home is hell. - George C. Scott
No carrier no fun
Nirvana errupts on the scene. Canine suicide climbs 86% ..hmm.
Never say during sex: i was once a woman in a previous life
Now where did that logic go? I saw it here just a minute ago!
Never compromise your integrity.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but
Old age is not for sissies. - Larry Niven
'Once a pickled cucumber always a pickled cucumber'. (Max Glatt).
Prairies, n.: Vast plains covered by treeless forests
Pssst...Armadillosarebabytrolls...passiton.
Quand j'étais petit, je voulais devenir moi. Et mon rêve d'enfance s'est
"Rom's an idiot! He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent!" - Odo
"Kill this child, she's an abomination" Rev. Mother Gais Mohiam DUNE
"Sing a song that can't be sung without the morning's kiss" -Pink Floyd
RETIREMENT: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
Redneck: if you go to the family reunion to pick up women.
Reagan library burned! Both books destroyed! Crayons saved ,though.
Still Going!! Nothing outlasts Data. He keeps going, and
Spock and Data in '96: The Logical Choice!
Support Victims' Rights, and everybody's right to be a victim.
Scars take time to heal.
Switchblade lipstick - Tom
Today's word is "legs". Help spread the word!
The future is like the present - only longer.
That's a nice drawing. What is it?
Those who agree with liberalism are traitors
Useless Invention: Camcorder with braile-encoded buttons.
Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of "You're out."
URA Redneck If U've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Very well. I'll keep the two of you informed about my progress. -Odo
Volvo, Video, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)
Veni, Vidi, Vomiti: I came, I saw, I got sick!
Violence is the last word of the illiterate. Also the first.
Visit scenic R'lyeh! See the impossible angles! Sit on Cthulhu's lap!
Vote: "Deport All of the Above" in '96
The main reason for women enlarging their boobs is for keeping their men with a bad breath on distance.
Well. That didn't turn out so well. - Harry Houdini
We didn't come here just to put on some Scout jamboree! - Zoisite
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That's enough
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XT Nostalgia? Run Windows
XMAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER::::We Three Queens Disoriented Are
XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference
Xmas Carol >> Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
XO: Execute Operator
You are in a maze of twisty fries, all alike
You're not strong or smart but you're a hairy little monkey.
Y2K: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
You have probably guess by now that the answer to this is yes.
Zombie interns - Crow on two dorky guys
ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Da
A Scout is courteous but every courteous men ar scouts.
Best Cheeseburgers #20 Murphy's, Burleson, Texas USA
Being a Pilgrim totally sucks ass! - Philip
Common sense is uncommon
Clinton: A 200-dollar haircut on a 29-cent head
Captain Kirk has three ears: left, right and a final front ear!
Clinton 1040 Tax Form: How much do you make? _________ S
center for recycling.
Don't call me `sir'! I work for a living! -- Wisetongue
Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat. -- Ambrose Bierce
Does your mother know you use Taglines.
Diplomacy is the art of letting somebody have your way.
Deleted because Cthulhu would otherwise return
Def: Hirsute: not to be confused with his suit (feminist term)
Elect Republicans. Get bubba to endorse the Democrat!
ERECTION..........When Japanese vote for a new government
Every child born in America can hope to grow up to enjoy tax loopholes
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end. - Tom Stoppard
Egad, Brain! Isn't @TOFIRST@ a human? - Pinky
Eat it today. Tomorrow it will be carcinogenic
Error 96 - Tglin out of crktrs
Er um. WellHow do you define "Logical"? <G>
Eris? I don't need Eris, I have kids.
Enough Television - Go Read a Book.
ERRER #0008: Improper spelling.
Ever penned your name in blood, let possession slowly swallow you?
Everyone is weird. Some of us are just proud of it.
Eval Day 130 þ Cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped
Every one is more dull in his own business than in that of another
ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION: Other people's waste
Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries
Famous Last Word : "Nah, that's not a venomous snake."
GOD ERROR #01 -Universe 98% full. Delete EARTH.SYS (Y/N)
Hell, if you understood everything I said, you'd be me!
Have Barney join the circus as the human cannon ball.
I can't stand him when he's like this
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to assimilate my shorts.
I shot the sysop,but I shoulda shot the moderator,too
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I enjoy food more when someone else cooks it.
I don't know, maybe I was just tired. - Sinclair
Julian, go take a high-pitched sonic shower -- Dax
Jared would rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
Kittens: Happy lawnmower sounds in a ball of fluff.
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!
Life is far too short to dance with ugly women.
Let he who is stoned cast the first sin
Last garage sale I had, some bozo bought the garage!
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code
Message? What message? I thought those were extended taglines.
Made my Computer Happy, Deleted WIN, Installed Linux.
Make possible the impossible, complete the incomplete, eff the ineffible
No worry, only Robinson Crusoe got it all done by Friday
Never insult anyone you can't beat up or shoot down.
New Opcode: WSWW = Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
Nice fella, him/her. <g> - Anna Steven
None preaches better than the ant, and she says nothing. --Franklin.
One-Adam 12. See the crullers - Crow makes cop/donut joke
Orville's A few sandwiches short of a picnic
...you're always saying, "That'd make a great tagline!"
<F>ree <R>emoval of <A>sinine <M>essages (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill something?
People have all the theories, cats have all the facts
QVC: Question Valid Command
Quick @TOFIRST@, hide...It's Thanksgiving time!
Que sera, stripper: What will be, will take it all off.
"Solemnity", said Voltaire, "is a disease."
"We're a most promising species, as predators go." Kirk
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Well, it's kind of cool to be feared."--Dex
REMEMBER, the proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
So, where is this Strana Mechty place, anyway..?
Sure I'm awake! I had to get up to answer the phone
Source: "Another Burned-Out Spook for Peace," S.F., CA
The middle sheep in the flock is rarely taken by wolves
There's nothing on Earth like Jazz!

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Upgrade : Take new bugs out put new ones in
Useless Invention: Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
URA Redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.
Vulcan Proverb: Only Nixon could go to China
Vail's Axiom: In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchial level
Varicose veins.... Veins that are very close together.
We don't do god[s], tryant[s], hatred[s], or family value[s] here
Waiting to overcome all objections results in nothing
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. -- John Heywood
When guns are outlawed, Outlaws will overthrow the government
XA: Execute Address field
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
You're not allowing young Mr @LN@ in your holosuites I hope!
You'll get what's coming to you. Unless it's routed NetMail.
You may be a redneck if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal
You may be redneck if you're arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
Zingers? ... Hardly! The items were quite humorous.
Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
Zenocide: The killing of ancient philosophers
Ziggyuken: Catch It!
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Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
Crow: Tissue paper! Tissue paper!
Cooking contest we don't want to judge : C-Ko vs Akane
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Confucious say: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when
Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools, fool with "Big - Cats!" -jkb
Cats are good for just two things: mulch and... I forget
Def: Pregnancy: A woman a swelled up over her work
Darn, it's hard being different in a room of eccentrics
Did you say that Raulph Cramden was from another planet?
Dolly Parton is famous for *2* things: The left one and the right one
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
ERROR opening CATFOOD.CAN, eat mouse instead? (Y/n)?
Everybody hates a literalist - Calvin
Enythink thit ken go rong willl. -- Morfy's Law
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
GUI? Don't step in it!
George Stark did it! My evil unborn twin brother.
God is not dead; He's only swapped out
Gone Fishin', be back later, please leave message
Grow your own dope, plant a POM
Has anyone seen my marbles?
How come it hurts so much, mister? - Sherri
Hello, I wish to register a complaint. Hello, miss?
Homework is bad for my self-esteem. - Calvin
He was abducted by Homer Simpson's Evil Twin - Mulder
I memorized that thing from Hame-let - Crow as dumb girl
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I have a bad cold. Phlegm at ten
Jeep Junk Each Eagle Produced
Jane, you say it's all over for you and me, girl
June Cleaver: Wally, if I know your father, he's out looking for Beaver.
Just wanted to get my official stamp on a few taglines
JERRY GARCIA - Crate full o'dead.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. - Helen Keller
Kirk, Janeway, & Sisko : The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly.
Law of Combat: Automatic weapons - aren't.
Let it go. I'll take care of you. - Lwaxana
La Cage Au Folles: Western Style - Tom
Lassie, Benji and NT = 2 stars and a dog!
Last words: "Is this one really able to breath fire?"
My wife is very angry with me. She caught me patching a tire with one of her hotcakes
May I... get you a drink, dear? - Data
More peach wyne, mye plantain? - Sir Thomas Serveau
Misspelled?..Impossible! My modem is error Correcting!
NOBODY STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN!
Never invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy!
No, I'm Chaos and he's Mayhem - we're a double act. <Riggs>
NEW Edlin for Windows NT!!!!!
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success
Not much of a program." "Computer! ... Level two.
Oxymoron: vague memory
Oxymoron: political logic
A Scientific truth in psychology is everything that can make profit
Pulse not found: (A)bandon hope, (R)eincarnate, or (I)gnore?
Politicians do it in public.
Please save the branches of our trees, said Tom limply.
QOTD: "He's so egotistical he yells his own name when he comes."
Q to Picard: Morning darling! [They are both in bed.]
"How about sucking in your shoulders?" -- Hawkeye to Trapper
"Now entering Romulan space." Sulu
"Now look at the little lady." Picard/Kamin
"Disco? I'd rather be dead!" -- Sam Beckett
REALITY CONTINUES TO RUIN MY LIFE.
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise Pixie from Johnny Carson's home in Beirut
Ready or not, here we exist. -- Joel Robinson
RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead.
Six times three isn't two hundred, either! -- Crow T. Robot
The views expressed are those of the SysOp~(&#$^*)@NO CARRIER
There's nothing in the world like re-re-re-re-re-reading old posts!
There is no fool like an old fool -- J.Heywood (1497-1580)
To program anything that is programmable is obsession, an din politics it is dictatorship
The Lab called: your brain is ready.
Uhmmm...cannot say. Saying one would know, but don't know, so cannot say
Ura Redneck if you think potted meat and crackers are an hors d'oeuvre
User error - (R)eplace, (I)gnore, (K)ill ??
Von Braun; aimed for the stars... and hit London!!
What is happening, Father? Data
When you are mathematically wrong, try multiplying by the page number.
What do you put your Grey Poupon?
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XPR: eXecute PRogrammer
Xmas Carol >> With the jelly toast proclaim...
Xpressing from sunny Florida. And you thought you had bugs!
Yo' momma's so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese
You would. You have to. That's how moderators are. - Ed
You think YOU have problems? My artificial flower died!
You're in good hands with Picard.
You do chain taglines? Even Oprah is more entertaining.
Z is for Zefram Chochrane, who's invention delights me and you!n